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Article written by the brilliant Faeron Wheeler on the 18 Dec 2011 in Just Saying

Mayan CalendarDear ancient Mayans

I must say, I’m rather disappointed by this whole “end of the world on 21 December 2012″ thing. First of all, it spawned that rather banal movie about the world being destroyed rather suddenly. It really was just one exhausting chase sequence that lasted well over an hour and was interesting for maybe 5 minutes of that time.

Aside from that, why 4 days before Christmas? Surely we could get 1 more Christmas in before KA-BLOOWEY?

And finely, my main issue with the whole world ending next year – you couldn’t wait 8 more days? It has to happen a week before my birthday?

I’ve already had to deal with the fact that most people are away on my birthday every year and with getting given birthday-slash-Christmas presents. And now you want me to not have my crown birthday? (I’m supposed to turn 28 on the 28th in 2012 and I wanted to wear a crown for my birthday.)

So please, if you could, don’t end the world on 21 December 2012. Aside from the fact that I want to have my birthday next year, I also quite like the world – it’s my home and it would be inconvenient if it were no longer around.

okthanksbye,

Faeron

Mayan Calendar Joke

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