Dear people who’ve never lived in Cape Town

I’m sorry that you have to hear us complaining about scorching heat and gorgeous summer days only a short while after we were bitching about the cold yet breathtaking storms. Unfortunately, that’s our thing.

London has complaining about foreigners. China and North Korea has complaining about freedom (well, at least they would if they knew they weren’t free). Australia has… Well I don’t know what Australia has, probably something to do with New Zealand having more sheep than they do…

But I digress, complaining about the weather is just what we do in Cape Town. Without it, we wouldn’t know what to do (aside from complaining about drivers with number plates that don’t start with CA).